They don’t call me a unicorn because I’m beautiful and majestic, they call me a unicorn because i’m horny
Slam Poetry - Education
Whenever you see a ghost, or you get that feeling that someone’s watching you, but you can’t quite see it… that is someone using Google Streetview at that exact point.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOT RISKING IT
*sees post* Me: *scoffs* yeah right…. *continues scrolling* *stops and scrolls back up* Me: Nope, *reblogs*
i’m actually really glad i saw this, wow
IT MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN MOMMY CRIES
I PRAY THEY GET RUN OVER BY A HUGE TRUCK.
I’m sorry but the way there is no like !!!!! at the end of
RUN OVER BY A HUGE TRUCK.
just makes me laugh because it’s not like the girl’s angry, she just casually thinks rude people should die.