apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.
You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?
I think we found the question.
Who was counting?
They don’t call me a unicorn because I’m beautiful and majestic, they call me a unicorn because i’m horny
Slam Poetry - Education
Whenever you see a ghost, or you get that feeling that someone’s watching you, but you can’t quite see it… that is someone using Google Streetview at that exact point.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOT RISKING IT
*sees post* Me: *scoffs* yeah right…. *continues scrolling* *stops and scrolls back up* Me: Nope, *reblogs*