Un(icorn)titled

Oh, Hi there, don't mind me, I'm just a harmless unicorn, wondering through the forest, isn't it just swell, feeling the grass between your hoofs, and the wind in your turban, just being at one with nature. Anyways, have a lil scroll down my mystical blog, and tell me what you think. May happiness shower on your day in the form of a rainbow.

satdeshret:

wvnderbar:

apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.

You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?

I think we found the question.

Who was counting?

(via yourejustassaneasme)

Being a unicorn

They don’t call me a unicorn because I’m beautiful and majestic, they call me a unicorn because i’m horny

whiteknightpaul:

Google’s 50th Anniversary Doctor Who game is amazing!

Here’s my time. I bet someone will half my time as soon as I post this…

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(Source: the-prince-of-dorne)

muhammadtheunicorn:

"Oh well that’s wet"

"I wonder if it’s wet with this paw?"

"Are you filming me?

"Yep definitely wet with this paw"

"I swear he’s filming me"

"Oh well, so what’s this wet stuff called again?"

(Source: catleecious)

Slam Poetry - Education

melly-saurus:

halalmarshmallows:

eelifp:

thesomerley:

faithfulsurrender:

1st image: Christians in Egypt forming a barrier to protect Muslims while they pray (2011) 
2nd image: Muslims in Egypt forming a barrier to protect a church from being destroyed (2013) 

Forever rebloging.

Humanity: You’re doing it right.

THIS  is what Religion is supposed to be, Take your bigotry elsewhere.

(via himedere-kitty)

Whenever you see a ghost, or you get that feeling that someone’s watching you, but you can’t quite see it… that is someone using Google Streetview at that exact point.